I'm The Schwa: Archive

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03311993: tennantsbluebox: 03311993: tennantsbluebox: 03311993: there’s a “vaginasoftheworld” blog like there’s vagina’s everywhere o.. kay I don’t even know how to respond to this just keep swimming, obv.

Mar 1st

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“Like a mop and a broom no one wants a thankless job”

– Repo man (via breeree)

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reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.

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Half Life 3 Canceled

wigginstheawkwardwigglytuff: octopole: kittenball: 2 hours ago, the voice actor of Gordon Freeman was involved in a fatal car accident and perished before the perimedics arrived. Gabe Newell, stating it disrespectful to replace him, officially announced that HL3 will never come to be. May he continue to exist in our hearts and minds, and may he also rest in peace. rip oh um

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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons

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I just don't see how a world with such wonderful...

Peeta: Look at this bread
Peeta: Isn't it neat?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Peeta: Wouldn't you think I'm the boy
Peeta: The boy who has every bread?
Peeta: Look at this loaf.
Peeta: Flavours untold.
Peeta: How many flours can one loaf hold?
Peeta: Looking around here you'd think
Peeta: "Sure, he bakes everything."
Peeta: I've got wheat-bread, biscuits aplenty.
Peeta: I've got cornbread, and crumpets galore!
Peeta: You want bagels? 
Peeta: I've got twenty!
Peeta: But who cares?
Peeta: No big deal...
Peeta: I WANT MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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stoicsilence: oh no, if i keep this on my desktop, someone might find out that i play crappy porn games but if i delete the shortcut, i will probably never remember where i put the original file what do i do … nobody will ever be the wiser

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